Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Resolutions


Tuesday December 29, 2009

A surprising thing happened after the publication of my book, The Wine and Chocolate Evacuation Plan. I originally wanted to write a little guidebook designed to assist women in evacuating from natural disasters. I worked hard and was very happy when I had accomplished my goal. Then my book found a following among a very different group of people in need, victims of domestic violence.

At almost every single public appearance I have made someone has told me that the book would be used by someone preparing to leave a domestic abuse relationship. At first I was caught off guard by these comments since domestic violence was nowhere in my mind during the writing of the book. I even wondered how helpful my book could actually be since there is not one single reference to anything related to domestic abuse in The Wine and Chocolate Plan. However people have repeatedly told me that it is this absence which is a big part of the book's appeal. Victims feel that no harm will come to them by bringing this particular book into their home.

I did have some experience with abused women through my years as a nurse. I felt sad for all the many women (most of them so young) who told me their stories. Although I thought I had an understanding of their circumstances, I can see now that I didn't have a clue. I didn't really understand until it happened in my own family and to me personally.

I am now helping a close family member leave a domestic abuse situation. The violence spilled over to me personally and I now understand. I realize why so many women feel they must stay and "take it". I get why you don't pick up the phone to call the police and how the threats to harm someone you love keeps you from doing what you know deep down is the right thing. I understand because that is what I did and you know what? I was wrong. Not doing anything only gave the abuser more power and made things worse. Yes, leaving is dangerous and very hard but staying is harder and much more dangerous.

My resolution this year is to try and help my family member specifically and other victims through my book. I have already started donating books to woman's shelters. I am asking anyone out there with an idea of how I or my book could be helpful in this cause to please contact me.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, December 21, 2009

Did you die?

Monday December 21, 2009

Thank you for your kind inquires. No, I haven't died but there have been moments in the past month when I wondered if that was the direction I was headed. Frankly, it hasn't been my day, week, or month.

My family has had several family emergencies. I will share all of the sordid details as soon as I have the energy to post the stories. These emergencies have consumed a great deal of my time and energy.

In addition, I have been sick, very sick. I am slowly getting better but I am still recovering and weak. I ask for everyone's understanding and patience. I will be back and bossing everyone around as soon as possible.

One good thing that has come out of this is that my readers have contacted me and wanted to know what was going on. In the past there were times when I wondered if there was anyone out there. It is nice to know that you are there and care.

Happy holidays! I'll be back soon!

Additional evacuation advice available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Persistence


Wednesday November 25, 2009

I just love a good story about a stubborn woman who wants something and then works tirelessly to get it. Sara Josepha Hale was definitely this type of woman. She should be known as the mother of Thanksgiving. Sara Hale was a determined magazine editor who wrote countless letters and many strong editorials lobbying for the United States to set aside a day to give thanks. For over 30 years she relentlessly campaigned by petitioning politicians and stirring up woman's groups across the country to support her goal. Finally in 1863 she persuaded President Abraham Lincoln to declare the last Thursday of November as a national day of Thanksgiving.

I am inspired by Sara Josepha Hale. She had disaster and tragedy in her life (after 9 years of marriage her husband died leaving her with 5 small children to raise) but she did not let them defeat her. She found a way to work and support her family in a time when a woman working outside the home was rare. Throughout her life Sara Josepha Hale encouraged women to prepare themselves for life through education. So in the spirit of Sara Hale, who believed in and used education so that a personal tragedy did not overcome her, here are some instructions to better prepare you for disaster.

Five tips for a smarter evacuation.

1. Take paperwork which documents your education (diplomas, certificates, etc.)
2. Take any legal papers which enable you to work.
(professional or business licenses)
3. Take an up-to-date resume
4. Take any tools required for you to work.
(computer, chef's knifes, hair stylist's tools)
5. Take clothing appropriate for your job.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, November 23, 2009

Gratitude



Monday November 23, 2009

Here we are in the fourth week of November, the week in which we celebrate Thanksgiving in the United States. Most people immediately think of food when Thanksgiving is mentioned--the turkey, dressing, cranberries, pies, etc. The close association of food to this particular holiday is only to be expected. After all the pilgrims had been starving before they got some help from the Indians and managed to produce a decent crop. Still, I like to think that the Pilgrims were full of gratitude as well as food. We have come a long way since that small band of starving, struggling Pilgrims. Food is a lot easier to come by so what do we have to be grateful for?

There is so very much for each of us to give thanks for. When I reflect on the past year one of the things I am most grateful for is that I was able to get The Wine and Chocolate Evacuation Plan finished and published. I am happy that I have had an opportunity to speak with many different groups and prepare them for evacuation. I appreciate the support, feedback, and evacuation stories which my readers have sent me. All of your comments, both positive and negative, have helped me to refine my information and hopefully get better. So let me start the week of Thanksgiving in gratitude for all of the good people I have met while promoting my book. I am thankful for you.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolate plan.com

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Camping


Wednesday November 18, 2009

Are you a camper? You know one of those people who leave a perfectly nice house with a warm comfy bed to go and sleep on the ground in a tent? Okay, I guess it is obvious that I am not a camper. However, this past weekend I had the opportunity to be on the periphery of a camping group. I'll have to admit that I came away from the encounter with a whole new appreciation for these camping people. Here's why.

If a disaster strikes I think campers will be much better prepared to cope with the event than the general population. This is because camping is one big disaster drill. Camping requires you to live without all the modern services (electricity, running water, indoor plumbing, and a stove) which we have become dependent on. When you are in the woods for several days you learn to adapt by cooking over a campfire and doing your business in the woods. Just packing up the gear necessary for camping is a great evacuation exercise. There is not space to take everything so you must decide what is really needed and then pack it efficiently.

One night I was sitting around a roaring camp fire considering all this camping activity while eating smores and having a glass of wine. (Yes, wine and chocolate are necessary camping supplies in my world.) I decided that there are a lot of benefits in knowing how to camp. Even though I am not ready to give up my soft bed for a sleeping bag until I am forced to, if the worst should happen, I plan to find a group of campers and throw my lot in with them.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Friday, November 13, 2009

Superstitions


Friday the 13th November, 2009

Well this seems like the correct day to confess that I am superstitious. My mind is constantly chiding me for my "ridiculous and childish" beliefs. Still let someone spill the salt and I instinctively throw a protective bit over their left shoulder. I know it seems crazy but I can not help myself. I was raised in the deep south where the black women who cared for me taught me many of their ancient beliefs.

Here are some of the superstitions related to natural disasters. The sound of church bells during thunderstorms can protect those within hearing. A black cat which boards a ship is good luck for those aboard and will keep the waters safe. If a cat suddenly runs about wildly clawing at things then a big wind (tornado or hurricane) is coming. A fern kept inside your house protects it from damage from thunder and lightening. A solar eclipse warns of a future natural disaster. A conch shell in your home protects from natural disasters. Dogs and cats can predict earthquakes and will desperately try to get outside.

I believe a good way to consider superstition is as a fragment from a long ago belief system. Of course, we don't live in the same world as when these values were held. We don't have a complete record of the wisdom ancient people lived by. Still, at least for me, when certain omens occur it seems like an echo coming to me from the distant past. I feel like a must respond to it it with the respect it once received.

Additional evacuation advice available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Danger Left Behind


Wednesday November 11, 2009

In my lifetime I have witnessed a number of natural disasters. There have been hurricanes, wildfires, flooding, and a volcanic eruption. One of the things I remember the most about these disasters is how acute all of my senses became. Perhaps the potential danger sharpens the senses? Perhaps the immensity of Mother Nature in a fury is such an awe inspiring sight that our senses are challenged to record such grandeur? I don't know but many people have told me they never felt as alive and alert as when they faced a natural disaster.

But then the immediate threat passes and we returned to our normal state of diminished consciousness. This is dangerous because every natural disaster leaves behind some quiet seeds of destruction. The environment we reside in is violently disrupted when a huge force of nature hits it. There needs to be a time period where we exercise caution and observe our surroundings.

The water we fish, boat, swim, and walk beside can now have strong waves and unfamiliar currents. The land on which we stand and build our homes may have become unstable due to an internally shift deep beneath the surface. Even though Hurricane Ida has diminished in strength and is now primarily a rain maker we must still be careful. Remember that it is usually the quiet danger which can sneak up and catch you unprotected.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hurricane Ida


Monday November 9, 2009

Well this hardly seems fair. At this point in the year everyone usually can take a breath and relax because another long hurricane season has been survived. Apparently that will not be the case this year. Hurricane Ida has decided to pay a late visit to the Gulf Coast of the United States. Fortunately the forecaster predict this hurricane to be a weak one (presently a category 1 and expected to weaken). Still you should remain vigilant and make preparations to evacuate should weather conditions suddenly change.

A FEW BASIC STEPS TO FOLLOW NOW

1. Decide where you will go if you have to leave and fill up the vehicle you will be leaving in.

2. Get some cash.

3. Keep your family members and pets close by and dressed in bright colors.

4. Locate and gather all of your important papers for transport.

5. Locate and gather any possessions you want to evacuate.

6. Pack clothing and medicine.

7. Review your WINE AND CHOCOLATE EVACUATION PLAN

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Friday, November 6, 2009

Countdown to the Holidays!


Friday November 6, 2009

Here are some numbers which will cause anxiety for most women in the country. There are 20 days until Thanksgiving, 35 days until Hanukkah, and 49 days until Christmas. Yes indeed the holiday countdown has started. When I was young (long, long ago) people waited until the day after Thanksgiving to begin holiday shopping and decorating. This is no longer the case. Now preparations seem to start as soon as Halloween is over. I think this is because our lives have become more complicated.

There is one suggestion I have to make your holiday shopping a bit easier. You should consider giving that hard to buy for person on your list something that they don't have and definitely need---evacuation supplies. Of course you should start with my book The Wine and Chocolate Evacuation Plan. The book has an attractive pink and white color which appeals to women and can be combined with a nice box of chocolates or bottle of wine to make a lovely and thoughtful gift. If you are the artistic or crafty type you could place all of the items in a pink basket and tie a white snowflake ornament on the top. When the person receiving the basket thanks you for being so original and clever I give you permission to pretend like it was all your idea.

Additional evacuation information at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Happy Anniversary To Us!


Wednesday November 4, 2009

Tomorrow is my 32nd wedding anniversary. I can't believe it. It is difficult to imagine how our years together have flown by so quickly. If I was able to survey the wedding guests from that long ago ceremony, probably most of them would also not be able to believe it but for entirely different reasons.

I will admit that there wasn't a lot of evidence that two such different people could possible make a marriage work. I was a quiet bookworm and he was a car/motorcycle speed demon. All of these years later I have still never been on a motorcycle and he, to the best of my knowledge, has never read a book (NOT EVEN MINE)! Life is a wondrous strange journey and sometimes the long shot wins.

In the marriage category I know that I did. I not only have longevity; I still have love. You don't have to take my word for it. I have proof. Everyone is aware of the care I take in selecting the possessions I will evacuate with me during a disaster. On my top 10 evacuation list are two things associated with my marriage ceremony. One is the oil portrait which was my wedding gift to my husband and the other is our album of wedding photographs. Two out of ten or twenty per cent of my critical evacuation list dedicated to items from our wedding. In my world that is proof of love.

Perhaps you have been reminded of a special something from your own big day which you would hate to lose in a disaster? If so, please add it to your written evacuation list immediately and congratulations for also being lucky in love. I will be very busy tomorrow. I intend to get my hair done, pull on a pair of spanxs, hide my husband's eyeglasses, take him to a dimly lit restaurant, and hope he sees a glimpse of the 21 year old bookworm he married.

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Monday, November 2, 2009

Monday Blues


Monday November 2, 2009

Every had a bad Monday? Well today was mine. Things got off to a bad start by a night filled with nightmares. I was determined to change the course of the day so I sat down to say my prayers and meditate. As I was lighting a candle on my altar I burned my thumb. It hurt! I had no idea how much I needed my thumb to do almost everything. I hate to whine but I am now trying to type without using my right thumb.

I was depressed. Someone I cared for just went away. They left hurt and confused children and family behind. I am trying to help with the care of the children and not dwell on the sadness I feel. However some days are harder than others and this was a difficult one. In fact the day continued a slow downward slide until I suddenly found myself eating a cake with a fork. Just me and an entire cake! Clearly I needed to get hold of myself before I gain an extra dress size.

So I put the fork down and went outside to look, really look, at the beautiful day. I went over to the beach and gave myself a few minutes to soak in the miracle of nature. Then I did what I always advise people to do after disasters when they feel defeated and depressed. I got up and went to work. I worked hard but still made time to do something nice for someone else. You know what? I was right. I do feel better.

Photo by Liz Empson

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Friday, October 30, 2009

Children's Art


Friday October 30, 2009

This past week I have been writing about art and natural disasters. I have met many people who lost prized art items during disasters. Even if it happened years before they still mourn the loss.

For many people the loss of their child's art work is also a very poignant blow. A child's artwork is a powerful emotional connection to the many years and memories which they have shared. A sentimental treasure which you are unable to replace at any cost.

With a little planning you can make sure to always retain at least a portion of your child's creative creations.

1. Pick out pictures which your child made at different ages and mail them to a trusted out-of-area contact.
2. Place some similar child art into your safety deposit box.
3. Scan your favorite pictures and cards from your child onto your computer.
4. Store some of the smaller drawings and literary efforts in the back of a framed object which you always evacuate.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Protecting Art During Natural Disasters



Wednesday October 28, 2009

You don't have to be wealthy to be an art collector. Sometimes you just have to have an educated eye and patience. Many people have cherished collections which they have been assembling for many years. When you think of an art collection paintings, sculptures, and drawings are the first things which usually come to mind. However there are also collections of photographs, textiles, paper cuts, pottery, etc. When faced with a natural disaster how should you protect these treasured items?

To minimize your risk it is essential to keep an accurate inventory and apprasial of your collection. Detailed photographs of the collections items should be taken. If the collection has financial value than adequate insurance coverage should be maintained. Copies of all these documents should be stored in a secure secondary location well away from the disaster area.

Of course, if it is possible, the best plan is to evacuate the collection prior to a natural disaster. Sometimes, even with our best efforts, our treasures are damaged by the destructive forces of a disaster. Flooding or water damage is responsible for the loss most items. Here are a few techniques to try and salvage even completely soaked possessions.

1. Don't touch the surface of a painting, photograph, document, etc.
2. If the item is in a frame remove it and allow it to dry on its own.
3. Lightly rinse the surface of a photo or document with clean water.
4. Place items in a well ventilated plastic bag and place in a freezer immediately.
5. If stacking photos place a layer of wax paper between them.
6. If the item has significant financial or sentimental value a conservator should be consulted.
7. When you are ready to work on the photos remove them from the freezer, place them face up on a flat, well ventilated surface away from any direct sunlight.

With some effort and care it might be possible to rescue at least a portion of your valued collection.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, October 26, 2009

Nature-The Highest Art Form


Monday October 26, 2009

I don't think art (even the most beautiful art) can come close to the beauty of nature. This past weekend I took my granddaughter to the Destin Festival of the Arts which was held at Henderson Beach. We had a good time looking at the creations of the 150 fine artists who were at this festival.

It was a great opportunity for my little 5 year old budding artist to examine and then talk to the grown-up artists. When a piece of art would capture her interest she would go still and study it through narrowed eyes. Then with the directness of a child she would demand to know how the artist had created it.

As we made our way through the booths I was struck by how often the artists were inspired by nature. Some of the work was good, actually really good, but it still couldn't capture the true wonder of nature. I made a point for her to stop and gaze up at the sky and then out at the beautiful Gulf waters. After she had compared a painting of a beautiful beach scene to the actual beach I asked her if she could describe the difference to me. She told me she thought the painting was nice. She then said that when she really looked at the beach she could feel in here and put her hand to her heart.

Leave it to a child to sum it up so nicely. Great art has the ability to touch you and make you feel. However, great art is rare. The beauty of nature can make you feel every moment of the day if you just take the time to stop and be observant. Certainly if you are ever witness to the impressive canvas Mother Nature paints during a natural disaster it will be imprinted on your heart forever.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

What's In The Water!


Wednesday October 21, 2009

I love the month of October in my hometown of Destin, Florida. During October the beaches are not crowded and the weather is usually warm and sunny. Recently I decided it was time to treat myself to a few hours of beach time. It was a glorious decision. I walked in the sugar sand and then waded into the sparkling water. I was peacefully floating there and gazing up at the sky when I hear a woman's voice screaming, "Oh my God! What's in the water? Is that a shark?" My heart skipped a beat and then started slamming against my chest wall as I (along with several other people in the water) frantically struggled to get out of water immediately. Once ashore I started scanning the water to find the vicious shark which had been coming after me and I saw nothing, not even any dolphins. The woman muttered, "Well I thought there was something" and then walked off.

Although I wasn't able to see any dangerous creatures, I still did not feel comfortable getting back into the water. My bliss had been destroyed and so I sat on the beach thinking of all the dangerous things which can lurk in the water. For example there is an invisible killer lurking in the typhoon produced flood waters of the Philippines. It has already claimed over 100 lives and it is named Leptospiroris.

Leptospiroris is a bacterial infection caused by exposure to water which has been contaminated by animal urine. The infected animals are usually rats, mice, or voles but cattle, pigs, dogs, and other wild animals have also been known to spread the disease. This bacterial infection remains contagious as long as it is still moist and is transmitted by ingesting it or by skin exposure. There is no human to human transmission of this disease. This potentially deadly disease is just one of many reasons to use extreme caution with flood waters following a natural disaster.

After thinking about it for a time I decided to go back into the water. I guess I would rather take my chances with a big visible danger rather than with a tiny invisible one.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Name Game


Monday October 19, 2009

I have been anxiously watching the weather reports for the Philippines. It appears another strong typhoon has formed and is tracking its way towards this beleaguered island. I find it difficult to monitor storms in this part of the world (especially the Philippines) because often the same storm will be assigned two very different names. I became intrigued as to why this was so and did a little research. I want to share the information with you and see if you can understand it because honestly I am still having some trouble comprehending.

Since January of 2000 all tropical cyclones which form in the Northwest Pacific basin have Asian names which are chosen by the members of the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) Typhoon Committee. The contributing nations are Cambodia, China, DPR Korea, Hong Kong, Japan, Lao PDR, Macau, Malaysia, Micronesia, Philippines, RO Korea, Thailand, U.S.A., and Vietnam. The names are not used in an alphabetical sequence but instead in the order of the the contributing nation. When it is time to name tropical storms the Japanese do the name choosing at the Tokyo Typhoon Centre. The Asian names are usually not personal names. Instead the storms can be named after food, trees, flowers, animals, or even adjectives.

The name game becomes even more confusing when the storm is in the Philippines. The Philippine Weather Bureau names all weather disturbances, tropical depressions, tropical storms, and typhoons with local names. So in the past month they have been hit by Tropical Storm Ketsana/Ondoy and Typhoon Parma/Pepeng. The Philippine Weather Service regard tropical depressions as extremely dangerous due to the flooding these systems produce. They report that a storm system with a familiar name is easier to remember and draws more public attention especially in the rural parts of the country. The Philippine's storm names are reused every 4 years. So it is possible for there to be another Typhoon Pepeng in 2013.

As I said in the beginning, I am still having some trouble comprehending this convoluted naming process. However I do think they got the perfect name for Typhoon Lupit/Ramil which is now headed towards the Philippines. Lupit is the Filipino word for cruel.

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Friday, October 16, 2009

You Can Learn A Lot From A Recycling Bin


Friday October 16, 2009

As I have reported before, in excruciating detail, I have been harassed into exercising more by a group of my much younger friends who have no respect for my advanced age. I have tried to get my walk in earlier and earlier before they have a chance to find me and make me go with them. I didn't want anyone urging me to walk faster, go further, etc. I thought I needed to slowly increase my speed. However, the other day I found my motivation to pick up the pace. It was the recycling truck. It was fascinating to see what my neighbors had left out for recycling. Wine bottles, beer cans, and junk food OH MY!

I didn't intend to be so noisy. I was just walking, okay maybe strolling along, one morning when I happen to see a recycling bin stuffed with items which in no way matched what I knew about the family living at this address. There in the recycling bin of Mrs. Organic Vegetarian Healthy was the packaging from a jumbo box of burgers (and I am not talking tofu or even turkey). I paused to retie my tennis shoe by their bin and observed that processed sugars and fatty foods were no stranger to this household. Then I heard the rumble of the recycling truck headed my way. I quickly resumed my walk and viewing of the curbside bins. I finished my walk ahead of the truck and in record time.

One observation I made is that people need to save some of the plastic and glass containers they are recycling for the emergency storage of water. During natural disasters everyone should have 6 gallons of water per person per week stored. There should also be clean water saved for the pets. It takes a lot of containers to store this much water. The containers need to be prepared prior to an emergency while an abundant clean water source is still available. You should save water, juice, soda, and punch containers. Do not use milk containers because there could be harmful bacteria in the dried milk. The procedure for cleaning the containers is:

1. Wash the inside and outside of the containers with hot soapy water.
2. Rinse.
3. Prepare a sanitizing solution of one-half teaspoon of household bleach per pint of water.
4. Rinse containers with the sanitizing solution,
5. Rinse a final time with clean water.

If you have all the containers saved and prepared prior to any emergency it is an easy task to fill them with the necessary precious water quickly.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Sensitivity of a Shark


The Sensitivity of a Shark

Wednesday October 14, 2009

I have long been fascinated by animals and how their behavior changes before a natural disaster. I have wondered if animals possess an inherent ability to sense weather changes which is absent in humans? Perhaps we also have this innate wisdom but have forgotten how to listen to it.

Sharks are a good example of animals altering their behavior prior to a natural disaster. Scientists are now conducting studies on tagged and monitored sharks which prove what fishermen have always known. Sharks (and other fish) move from shallow waters to deeper waters with the approach of a hurricane.

A shark oil barometer is still used in Bermuda to predict an approaching hurricane. The oil is extracted from the liver of a shark (usually a Puppy shark caught between June and September) by hanging the liver up in the sun. The collected oil is placed in a clear glass bottle and then strung up outside. The shark oil is checked daily for any changes.

Oil Clear = Normal Conditions
Oil Cloudy = Stormy Weather
Oil Milky White = Hurricane

I guess sharks really do have a sensitive side!

Additional evacuation advice available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, October 12, 2009

Hurricane ,Typhoon or Willy-Willy?


Tuesday October 13, 2009

With all of the news reports coming out of the Philippines about Typhoon Parma I have received several phone calls asking me what is the difference between a typhoon and a hurricane. The answer is that there isn't much of a difference. They are both severe tropical systems with winds of greater than 74 mph. It really comes down to where the storm calls home. If the storm "lives" in the Atlantic Ocean, Caribbean, or the eastern Pacific Ocean it is called a hurricane. However, should that storm decide to move across the International Dateline into the western Pacific it becomes a typhoon. If one of these severe storms forms around Australia it is called, I'm not making this up, a willy-willy. It seems dangerous to name a violent weather system willy-willy. I can't imagine someone shouting, "A willy-willy is on the way!" Honestly, would you be afraid? I think I would just imagine that an odd looking cat was approaching.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Friday, October 9, 2009

Looking Good After a Disaster---Hair


Friday October 9, 2009

In the time period during an evacuation and following a disaster there will be a great many important issues to worry about---your survival, your health, your possessions, etc. You are not going to have much worry time left to spend on how your hair looks. This is good because your hair is going to be looking bad. I'm sorry but that's just how it is. Disasters result in a loss of services needed to keep a woman's hair looking lovely. There is usually no water, or at least no uncontaminated water, to wash your hair with so it becomes dirty. Even if you somehow manage to get your hair washed there will be no power available to blow it dry or use hot rollers.

What to do? I recommend hiding. Not you but your hair. On every evacuation you should take at least one ball cap, preferably one with a big brim. If your hair is long enough pull it back into a ponytail and add one of those big headbands for additional camouflage. I have seen women who can do all these clever and cute things with scarfs twisted around their head. Unfortunately I have never mastered the scarf so I can't help you with this. I suggest finding a French woman (they are born with a scarf tying gene) and asking her for instructions. Of course the ultimate concealment for bad looking hair is undoubtedly a wig. Wigs are the quickest and easiest way to go from looking bad to looking great. Don't take my word for it. You should do your own research and visit a wig store and try some on "just for fun." If you end up buying one, or maybe even two, wigs you can justify the purchase as I did. Just say in your most serious voice, "This wig is a very necessary evacuation tool."

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Looking Good After a Disaster-Skin Care


October 8, 2009 Thursday

I am seriously upset by those disaster movies where the people come through their terrible ordeals looking great. I know you know what I'm talking about. Perhaps the script calls for the female lead to be caught in a violent earthquake. The earthquake will knock her off a steep cliff and into a flooded, raging river which will then wash her downstream. In movie-land when the heroine manages to drag herself ashore she will have damp but attractive hair, flawless make-up, and an artfully applied bruise on the side of her face (all the better to showcase her beautiful cheekbones).

Give me a break! I climbed down a ravine after someone who had fallen once and you want to know what I looked like by the time it was over? I was covered in dirt and mud, my nails were broken off and bleeding, and my face was covered with a mixture of smeared mascara and dried snot from my crying. Lovely? No. Real? Yes.

In order to look better following a disaster of any kind the first thing you must do is lower your standards...a lot. If you are able to stay clean and prevent any further damage you will have been successful. Uncontaminated water is a precious commodity following any disaster. It is crucial for you to obtain enough clean water to drink and wash yourself with. Dehydration will make your skin look older and, if severe enough, could make you ill. Illness has never positively added to anyone's appearance. Contaminated water could cause a wide variety of skin reactions so don't use it to wash yourself. It is possible to clean your face and body with one bottle of water and three of those moistened cleansing towelettes during emergency conditions. (Yes, I am speaking from experience.)

The most important lotion you can apply to your skin after cleaning is either sun tan lotion or moisturizer. I am most often impacted by hurricanes which are followed by intense heat so I reach for the sunscreen. If you are in a disaster which has only overcast skies and rain, you should choose the moisturizer. Protect your lips with a good basic lip balm such as ChapStick or Burt's Bees. Both of these products are good and readily available at most drug stores.

This is where you should halt the trying to look good activities. Put on a big pair of sun glasses to hide behind and get back to the hard work of dealing with whatever disaster has impacted your life.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

I Feel Like a Cow


October 6, 2009 Tuesday

I recently had to make a plane trip and I have returned home feeling like a cow. This time I am not talking about how much weight I gained while away. I am instead referring to the bovine-like experience of airport security. The human herd was first rounded up into a very small area before being "cut" and then fed into various shoots. We were then prodded to hurriedly make our way through these lines and eventually we burst out of a final gate feeling winded and dazed. At this point a few unfortunates were led away by someone caring a device which really did look like a cattle prod. I quickly rushed away before they captured me too. Yes I was feeling more and more like a cow being herded to the slaughterhouse. I reminisced that travel is certainly not the glamorous adventure it once was.

In order to take my mind off the indignities of modern day travel, I started planning the most effective way to evacuate by plane. If plane travel will be your method of evacuation, you must select only the most treasured items to take with you. All packed belongings will have to adhere to the allowed luggage size and weight requirements of the airline you are traveling on. Most airlines now allow one carry-on bag not to exceed 45" (length + width + height), one personal item (purse, briefcase, diaper bag, laptop computer), and two bags which do not exceed 50 pounds or 62" (length + width + height). You should be aware that you will be charged $20 for the first bag and $30 for the second bag each way (these fees will probably only increase with time).

Although it will be difficult to fit your evacuation possessions into these tough guidelines, there are a few strategies you can employ which will help. The first is to buy light weight luggage. If you are only going to be allowed 50 pounds do not start with a suitcase weighing 8 pounds. There are rolling duffel bags which meet the 62" requirement and are able to accommodate a wide range unusually shaped objects. Since so much can be stuffed into these bags, you should weigh them after you have packed. The second helpful hint is to take a carry-on which is exactly 45" in dimension and not one inch less. Fill this suitcase up with your heaviest possessions since they rarely weigh a carry-on. Next take the largest personal item you own (purse, briefcase, diaper bag, etc) and fill it up. It is lucky for us that the purses being sold these days are enormous! Dress yourself in a nice outfit you would hate to lose and wear any bulky shoes or boots you intend to evacuate. It is better to have them on your feet rather than try to pack them. Don't forget that everyone is allowed a jacket or coat as a free item.

Now that you are loaded up you can go to the airport where you will be herded through security.

Additional evacuation advice available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Cleaning Up (Part 2 -Air)


Wednesday September 30, 2009

The unprecedented flooding in Georgia (where the river rose to 12 feet above flood stage) has left many of the state's residents facing a major clean up. Natural disasters have a way of quickly reducing everyone's needs down to the most basic. Yesterday's blog dealt with one of these basic needs---clean water. Today the air you breathe is the topic. Fresh, clean air is one of those free and nourishing gifts we usually take for granted. Usually it is only when the air quality falls and we become sick that we stop to think about it.

This is one of those times when we need to stop and think. Catastrophic flooding provides the damp moist conditions which are perfect for the growth of mold. As the flood waters recede and people return to clean up the mess, the danger of mold-associated illness are a real possibility. Molds can release their spores when they are disturbed (as during cleaning)where you can breathe them in. There is skin contact if you handle any moldy items without gloves. Mold can even be ingested as you eat or drink if you don't exercise proper hand washing after handling moldy material.

When cleaning up following flooding you should protect yourself with goggles, gloves, and an OSHA (Occupational Safety & Health Administration) approved particle mask. It is also wise to dress in a long sleeved shirt, long pants, and covered shoes to avoid skin exposure to the mold.

People with allergies or asthma will be particularly sensitive to the mold. A higher risk of an infectious disease is possible for people with more serious conditions, such as lung disease or an immune suppressive disease, after contact with the mold. Some nasty little molds even have the ability to produce mycotoxins which can cause toxic ramifications in people. If after exposure to the mold, you feel your health is being affected you should consult with a medical professional as soon as possible.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, September 28, 2009

Cleaning Up (Part 1-Water)


Tuesday September 29, 2009

When the massive flooding in Georgia recedes there will be a huge mess left to clean up. It will be important for all those impacted to take precautions to safe guard the health of themselves and their families during this clean up. You must assume that the floodwater was contaminated. As much as is possible, you should try to avoid direct contact with the flood water during cleaning by wearing rubber boots and gloves. If there is direct skin exposure with the contaminated water, frequent and thorough hand washing with soap and clean water is essential.

Of course don't consume any food or water which you even suspect has been contaminated. During the recent flooding raw sewage was washed into the Chattahoochee River when a sewer treatment plant was flooded. Several sewage pumping stations were also closed down during the flooding. Contact your local water system to determine if your water supply is safe to drink. If you have any doubts, continue to boil the water. (The water should be brought to a rolling boil for 1 minute and then allowed to cool.)

Any possessions which have been in flood waters will have to be thoroughly cleaned. You can mix up a cleaning solution of 5 gallons of water and 1 cup of bleach and use this to disinfect items. If you have children, make sure their toys are completely cleaned since young children often stick toys in their mouths. Any belongings which cannot be washed or cleaned will have to be discarded.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Listen To Your Mother!


Monday September 28, 2009



I bet most people can remember their mothers nagging them over and over about something. I know I did. Some of the things my mother told me repeatedly were:

"You don't leave this house until you make your bed."
or
"If someone is nice enough to give you a gift you must
be nice enough to write them a thank you note."
or
"Stand up straight and hold your stomach in."

Of course what mothers are trying to do is prepare and protect their children. Their hope is that if they say something enough times it will become imprinted into your brain. Then when you really need this wisdom it will be there to guide you. I'm not your mama but I am trying to get you to learn some important lessons so you will hear me say some things over and over. My hope is that when it matters you will remember.

Today I want to go over the dangers of trying to drive through flood waters again.The flooding in Georgia has caused many of the state's roads and interstates to turn deadly. People have died and more will die if everyone doesn't exercise extreme caution.

Should you have to evacuate from a flood zone please remember to drive around any flooded area. If you are unable to see the bottom of the road it could be washed away. Even if the road is not washed away you will not be able to determine how high the water is. Six inches of water is all it takes to reach the bottom of most cars. When the vehicle gets in this much water you can lose control of the car and it will probably stall.Only a few inches of water can make a car's tires lose traction with the ground. Then you are at the mercy of the water. A foot of water will float most cars.

Everyone needs to remember what emergency workers are always telling us,
"TURN AROUND AND DON'T DROWN."

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Friday, September 25, 2009

How a Bottle of Wine Can Update Your Wardrobe.


Friday September 25, 2009

I lured a nice fashionable friend of mine over last night with the promise of good wine. I was very happy to see her because I needed some wardrobe help. After the first glass of wine was gone and her resistance level had been reduced I asked if she would mind helping me pick out an outfit for an upcoming event. The wine had done its work and she agreed.

The first thing she did was ask me is what I had thought about wearing. So we go to my closet and I pull out what I thought looked like a perfectly nice outfit. She studied the ensemble through narrowed eyes, sighed, and said let me go through your closet. The next couple of hours were happily spent with her taking apart my “outfits,” mixing them all together, and magically producing fresh new looks. I participated by pouring the wine and serving some chocolate. By the end of the evening I had newly coordinated clothing which looked great!

This interaction reinforced my belief that every woman should have good core pieces, such as a basic dark suit, to build her wardrobe from. If you have to evacuate take these clothing core pieces with you. Should you lose everything, it would be much easier to rebuild and expand your clothing if the basics are already in place. Even if you are like me and have a difficult time accessorizing and coordinating, with the core clothing pieces, a fashion-crazed friend, and a bottle of wine you can look like a million bucks!

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

NOT THE BOX!


Wednesday September 23, 2009

When it comes time to pack up your valuables during an evacuation, I would like to encourage everyone to think outside the box but not use the box. That's right, I said no boxes! Every inch of transport space needs to be filled wisely. It is not wise to give space to disposable items, such as paper boxes and tissue, which will just be thrown away once the evacuation is over.

Instead of using cardboard boxes and tissue papers, you should pack your possessions with materials and containers of value. The packing supplies should be capable of protecting your items during the evacuation and then serve a useful function afterward. Once you realize how foolish the whole tissue, newspapers, and boxes packing thing is, you will begin to see that many unconventional, but perfect, packing materials are in your own home.

Here are a few examples for you to consider:

1. A large painting could be wrapped in a set of sheets and blanket instead of the usual bubble wrap. If your home is burned to the ground at least you have some sheets and a blanket to sleep on.

2. A fragile glass object could be cocooned in layers of clothing rather than tissue paper and secured within a soup pan. If the flood waters engulf your residence at least you have some extra clothing, and a pan for cooking.

3. If you have a stack of framed photographs to evacuate, go to your bathroom and collect your nicest towels along with the matching shower curtain and waste can. Now start layering the framed photos inside the towels and shower curtains and placing them inside the waste can. Should you need a bigger container go back and get a dirty clothes hamper, laundry basket, toy box, etc. A category 5 hurricane might blow the house away but you are still going to have a cute bathroom.

Are you starting to get the idea? I hope so because I promise there is packing genius in my compulsions.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Past, Present, and Future


Tuesday September 22, 2009

People often ask me how to choose which items to take when they evacuate. My advice is to tell people to consider their past, present, and future when selecting evacuation items. In my past category I always take my grandmother and great-grandmother’s quilts. They are an emotional link to family members who have passed on. I could never replace them so they are some of the first things I pack.

From the present category I would take whatever tools or clothes are necessary for my work. For example, if you are a hairdresser evacuate with your license, professional tools, and work clothing. After the disaster you will eventually have to return to work. This is much easier to do if you have the tools of your trade with you.

The last category, future, deals with a person’s hopes and dreams for the future. If you dream of becoming a designer you should take your designs with you. If you are sure that one day you will be an inventor then definitely pack up the plans for your invention. Maybe all you want for the future is to successfully manage your savings so you can retire to an easy chair. If this is the case, you better take copies of all pertinent financial papers when you evacuate.

Whatever your future dreams might be, take them with you when you evacuate. I have met too many people who left the building blocks of their future dreams behind only to have them destroyed. Unfortunately, many of these people never recovered and rebuilt their dreams because they also lost hope. Don't you become one of them.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Attention All Book Lovers


Monday September 21, 2009

I am a serious book lover. My love affair with books started as a small child when my grandmother would read me stories. I would gaze at the pretty pictures and confusing letters, not yet able to read, but already certain that this was an activity which could bring me great joy. I was right. My literary love affair has endured for over half a century.

I consider some books to be faithful companions who have accompanied me through different phases of my life. Given my enduring devotion to my books, it is wrenching for me each time I must leave them during an evacuation. I worry that this might be the time Mother Nature will claim all my old friends. If anyone has similar feelings for their books, let me share the best plan I could come up with to safe guard your volumes.

You must start by deciding if you will have any available transport space to evacuate your books. If so, record the dimensions of your transport space at the back of your Wine and Chocolate Evacuation Plan book. Next spend some time with your books and decide which ones you would want to evacuate. This can be a difficult decision. Should you take a much loved book you have already read several times, a favorite book from childhood, or a first-edition which has monetary value?

There is no right or wrong answer. If you are strongly attached to a certain group of your books then these should be taken. If you are having a difficult time deciding, you might consider taking a representative book from each category. Perhaps you could take one book that was a favorite from your childhood, one book that is a prized first edition, one book that helped you through a difficult time, etc. These books could then serve as the foundations for a new library if you were to lose everything.


If there is adequate time, you should transfer some of your remaining books to a more secure location. After I have disconnected the water hose, I load up my washing machine with some of the books which must be left behind. The weight of the books gives the washing machine a better chance of not being washed or blown away. The water tight interior of a washing machine also helps to protect the books from damage.

As I said at the beginning, "I am a serious book lover." If anyone out there has additional suggestions on ways to safe guard your library, please write me and I will pass the information on.

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Friday, September 18, 2009


Friday September 18, 2009

I love a good fairy tale. I am also superstitious and really want to believe there is still some magic left in the world. However there is one area where we need to stick to just the facts and that is related to disaster planning and evacuation.
Since it is Friday and everyone is tired (including me), I will keep this brief. I will just make sure that you know the truth related to these three issues.
1. A difference in the air pressure does not make a house explode. The damage happens when the wind gets inside a home through a window, door, or damages roof.
2. Taping up a window will only keep it from shattering. It will not keep it from breaking. It is recommended that the outside of the windows be covered with shutters or plywood.
3. Your homeowners’ insurance policy will not cover flood losses. You must have a separate policy.

I hope everyone has a great weekend and will see you next week.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Does Anyone Like to Pay Bills?


Thursday September 17, 2009



I would think not. It is a depressing tedious job that has to be done way too often. You sit there writing check after check as each freshly paid bill drains the life out of your bank account. I decided to challenge myself to find a way to make the whole process a little more tolerable. Here is what I came up with.

I went and got my copy of The Wine and Chocolate Evacuation Plan. Each time I paid a bill I would record the account number and contact information of the company in the blank pages at the back of the book. I felt smug with each new addition. I realized that a list of all of these utilities and credit card companies would be invaluable should my home and possessions be destroyed in a natural disaster. I was making steady smug progress through the stack of bills when I came to the homeowner’s insurance policy. It was easy enough to record the policy number and agency contact information. The problem started when I tried to ready the policy and couldn’t understand it. I suspect that they don’t want me to understand. However, I am determined and will keep you posted on my progress in translating an insurance policy into English.

In the meantime, I decided to grab the video recorder and start documenting all of my household possessions. I decided to open up closets and drawers and record the contents stuffed inside. I suggest you do the same thing. If you don’t have a video recorder then make a written inventory. This list could help you prove the value of what you owned if those possessions are damaged or destroyed. A copy of this record should be stored in your safety deposit box.

The bill paying still wasn’t fun but at least I felt like I had accomplished something important when I was finished.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

When Not to do Yardwork


Wednesday September 15, 2009


When not to do yard work

Oh the joy of waking up to the mechanical screaming of a lawn mower directly outside my bedroom window! My eyes fly open, my heart starts pounding, and my half asleep brain frantically tries to identify what danger is approaching me. After I understand that my house is not under attack, I scramble out of bed and grumpily peer out the window at the lawn mowers operator. My intention was to make eye contact with the man and make him stop with my furious, piercing glare. Well that didn’t work out. He never even noticed me because in addition to cutting the lawn he was singing along with his iPod. This big man had an even bigger smile on his face as he pushed this loud machine around and sang, “We are family, I got all my sisters with me.” At first I thought I had to be mistaken, but no, those were the lyrics coming out of his mouth. How could I possible yell at him? I mean this man obviously has enough issues in his life without me adding to them. So instead I will simply dedicate today’s blog to when not to do yard work.

Just before a major storm or hurricane leave the shrubs and trees alone. It is too late to cut away dead or weak branches from trees and shrubs. There will not be enough time for the debris to be picked up by garbage services prior to the storm. It will only be blown around and could cause additional damage to people and homes.

What you can do is remove anything in the trees or bushes which can be safely stored inside your home until the storm is over. The coconuts in trees are especially hazardous in high winds because of their weight. Some other items to remove, if possible, are outdoor lighting, wind chimes, hanging plants or bird houses which are hung from tree branches. All of these things could become dangerous missiles if caught up in the high winds.

One final note of caution, do not do yard work outside my window early in the morning. It’s not nice and could be embarrassing if I decide to come out and start singing along with you.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

JUST THE FACTS


Friday September 18, 2009

I love a good fairy tale. I am also superstitious and really want to believe there is still some magic left in the world. However there is one area where we need to stick to just the facts and that is related to disaster planning and evacuation.
Since it is Friday and everyone is tired (including me), I will keep this brief. I will just make sure that you know the truth related to these three issues.
1. A difference in the air pressure does not make a house explode. The damage happens when the wind gets inside a home through a window, door, or damages roof.
2. Taping up a window will only keep it from shattering. It will not keep it from breaking. It is recommended that the outside of the windows be covered with shutters or plywood.
3. Your homeowners’ insurance policy will not cover flood losses. You must have a separate policy.

I hope everyone has a great weekend and will see you next week.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

You know you are getting old when...


Tuesday September 15, 2009

You know you are getting old when you start to worry about your parents as if they were the children rather than you. My mother had been at my house visiting and wanted to drive back to her house during a thunderstorm. Mother does very well to be 77 years old but her hearing is diminished and her reaction time isn’t what it once was. The idea of her driving in a thunderstorm did not seem wise. I finally convinced her to wait until the storm had passed before leaving.

What would happen if my mother had to evacuate by herself? She would probably need to drive through the very weather conditions I now was trying to keep her out of. The car would also have to be loaded during bad weather. Great! Now I have a brand new issue to worry about. I guess we all need to be concerned about how our elderly relatives would manage in an evacuation. Maybe a lot of these seniors could not handle an evacuation and this is why they decide to stay in unsafe conditions.

In Florida the law requires that evacuation assistance be available to individuals with special needs. All elderly persons who would not be able to evacuate by themselves are urged to contact their local emergency management agency. It is important to determine if you qualify for this critical assistance. Registration with the local emergency management agency before a disaster hits is required so don’t wait. You don’t want to end up as a statistic. You want to be a survivor.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Monday, September 14, 2009

IT'S RAINING, IT'S POURING


Monday September 14, 2009

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring"

As I drove through a nasty thunderstorm to yoga today, the beginning line of this old nursery rhyme was playing over and over in my head. When I was a child I would laugh at the snoring part of this rhyme because it reminded me of my Daddy's snoring. However, I wasn't laughing today. The frequent thunder and lightning was only causing me anxiety.

I kept trying to remember the counting rule regarding lightning safety. I knew there was a rule. It was something about counting after the lightning to a certain number. I couldn't remember the formula and it bugged me all through my yoga class. (I know I am supposed to have a clear mind for yoga but I didn't quite make it today.) The minute I got home I looked up the information to share with you. I would not want you to be aggravated as badly as I was.

Flash-to-bang:

*When you see the FLASH, count the seconds to the BANG

*Divide the number of seconds by five to get the distance between you and the
lightning. Every five seconds equals one mile.

*If you count to 30 or less go inside.

*If you count 15 seconds or less, a lightning strike could occur where you
are (three miles away or less).

After I had found the formula, I listened intently determined to figure out how far away the lightning was. Wouldn't you know it; the storm had ended while I was engrossed in my lightning research. Oh well, next time I'll be ready!

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Saturday, September 12, 2009

"Anything you can get in one laundry basket."


Saturday September 12, 2009

"Anything you can get in one laundry basket."

A woman, who had grown up in hurricane country, told me that before every evacuation her mother would hand each child a laundry basket. She would tell them, "Anything you can get in one laundry basket you can take with you." I suggest that all parents who are evacuating children follow this wise and compassionate mother's example.

How often do we refuse or forget to evacuate our children treasures? During an evacuation we are desperate to try and save as many of our cherished possessions as possible. If your child is old enough to understand the approaching danger, they will be equally desperate to save the items they value. One laundry basket's worth of transport space seems to be a fair amount to set aside for them. I would allow an older child to choose what items should go in the basket. You may or may not know what is important to the child. It is much safer to give the power of selection to them.

Don't forget to take some things for a younger child. A younger child will not be able to pack their own laundry basket so you will have to take a few minutes to help them. You probably will know which toys are the most important to your younger child. Always pack the playthings which comfort and soothe your young child. It could be a stuffed animal they like to sleep with, a favorite doll, or a few of their favorite books.

Thanks to the woman who was kind enough to tell me about her mother and the laundry baskets. I'm sorry I am unable to remember your mother's name so I can give her credit for reminding us to consider a child's needs during evacuation. However, I definitely remembered her story. I hope all the parents out there will also remember when it comes time to evacuate with the kids.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Thursday, September 10, 2009

TAKE YOUR MEDICINE


Thursday September 10, 2009

TAKE YOUR MEDICINE

I am just back from taking my husband for a doctor's appointment. The "doctor's visit" was really a nurse practitioner's appointment. Perhaps someone in this country gets to see a real doctor but it certainly isn't us. It seems my husband will survive but, God help me, I am not sure if I'm going to make it. Let me explain....My husband is an ADD toddler who is off his medication stuffed into the body of a 67 year old man. No he doesn't have dementia, this is just how he is. On top of it he has a severe aversion to anything related to medical care.


Finally, after being sick and coughing for 6 weeks, he consents to a doctor's appointment. Since I don't trust him to actually go to the doctor or tell the truth if he should make it there, I decided to take him myself. The trouble begins in my car when he punches every button "just so he can see what it does." Once inside the office he paces and fidgets in the waiting room threatening to leave every 2 minutes. After some time we are escorted into an exam room to wait some more. In this smaller space there isn't adequate pacing room so he begins to look through the cabinets. A nurse and then the nurse practitioner come in to examine him and he suddenly decides to become charming. He wants to talk about everything but why he is there. (How's the hunting? Do you like to fish?) I have to take over reporting his symptoms, asking for his prescription refills, reminding them he needs blood work drawn, and having them look at a suspicious mole. We leave with almost everything accomplished but the staff is now giving my husband small tight smiles of condolence over his bossy wife.

The fun is not yet over. We go to the pharmacy to get his medication. It is not yet ready and my husband actually says, "Well slip us a viagra and we'll wait in the car." I drag him away from the counter before he can embarrass me or the young pharmacy clerk any more. He is not embarrassed. No, he chuckles to himself as he walks up and down the candy aisle getting peanuts and candy to go with his cholesterol medicine. Of course he makes it back to the counter in time to hear the huge amount the medication costs and fuss about it.

I eventually did get him and the appropriate medication home. I have to admit that during the entire drive home I was thinking, "I'm going to kill him if he doesn't start acting better." However once I had calmed myself with an emergency glass of wine and a wee bit of chocolate, I realized that obviously I had no intentions of killing my husband. I knew this because I found myself carefully counting out a week's worth of his medication to keep with our evacuation supplies. I guess I really love this cranky old man. Maybe I should just go back to the pharmacy and ask them for some tranquilizers? If not for him then for me.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Can We Make Infrastructure Sexy?


Wednesday September 9, 2009

Can We Make Infrastructure Sexy?

It is very unfortunate that there is nothing sexy about infrastructure. If infrastructure was sexy and visible maybe we would spend some money and effort trying to maintain it. However, we usually don't even notice infrastructure until it suddenly breaks and isn't there to support us. This is what happened yesterday in Los Angeles, a water main which was installed in 1914 broke and millions of gallons of water rushed out. Giant sinkholes appeared in the streets and a fire engine was swallowed. Homes and businesses in the Studio City area of the city were flooded. Innocently parked cars were swept away in the torrent and Ventura Blvd. had to be closed. Los Angeles is getting slammed. First the massive ongoing wildfires and now the floods. Let's hope the plague is not next on the list.

Maybe we can't do anything about repairing large scale infrastructure (bridges, water systems, highways, etc.) but we can take responsibility for our own homes. Start by taking a good hard look at your house and yard. You should identify the weak points and figure out how to strengthen them. Perhaps you have a broken window which needs to be repaired. Do you think it could withstand a hurricane force wind without blowing out? Perhaps your gutters are all clogged up. How much tropical storm rain can they be expected to carry? Maybe you have allowed a lot of undergrowth to build up in your yard. Are you trying to feed the wildfires? Get to work and and make the needed repairs. Home repairs might not be sexy but they will keep you safe.

Photo by Al Seib

Additional evacuation information available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Don't Be Fooled


Tuesday September 8, 2009

DON'T BE FOOLED

It is easy to forget that we are still in hurricane season when you have a lovely peaceful day at the beach. Well, don't be fooled, we are. Hurricane season runs from June 1st through November 30th. Although it is possible for a hurricane to strike at other times, 97% of tropical activity happens within this time frame. This means there is still over 2 months left in the season.

By this time in the summer people have become complacent. After all we have just finished up the hectic Labor Day holiday weekend. Everyone is tired and ready to take a break. I understand. So here is a suggestion to get double duty out of the work you must do. As you clean up from your Labor Day cook-outs or picnics place all the supplies that would be useful in an evacuation into a separate container. Items such as paper plates, napkins, and plastic utensils are always needed during evacuations. You should get a big plastic container and start putting these things inside. Any non-perishable food (juice, juice boxes, sealed snack food, canned items, etc.) that were not consumed over the long weekend should also be tossed in. While you are packing go ahead and put in the batteries and manual can opener you bought at the beginning of the season.

Now store this container away in a closet. You won't have everything you need inside for an evacuation but you will have made a good start. This evacuation container will save you work and time when you are faced with a real evacuation.

Additional evacuation information is available at www.wineandchocolateplan.com