Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Younger Friends


Wednesday May 19, 2010

Fate has conspired to both bless and curse me with considerably younger girlfriends. Of course this age difference often makes things difficult. The energy these younger friends have is impressive. When we exercise together they are running while I am walking. I am sure you get the picture.

However lately something has changed in my younger friends lives. Frankly, they haven't been looking quite so young and fresh. Indeed it is fair to say that their appearance would have to be placed in the exhausted and haggard category. Like mothers everywhere they are all trying to survive the end-of-the-school-year sprint. This is an extreme sport requiring strength, patience, endurance, and advanced multitasking skills. There are no first place winners in this sport. Instead there are a group of survivors who after the dance recital, the final t-ball game, and the last end-of-year class party come together to bond and exchange war stories over a glass of wine (also known as mommy juice). God bless them all for running the good race!

I have decided to over look my petty jealousy that they are younger, thinner, and nicer than me and give them a little hint to make their lives easier. You will need a 10x13" envelope. As you are emptying out the contents of your children backpacks or clearing off the pile of school papers and photos on your kitchen counter choose some school work, drawings, and photos which represent each of your children. Now place these items into the envelope and mail it for safe keeping to a trusted friend who lives outside of your area. If you ever have to evacuate it will be a great comfort to know that you already have some precious memories stored someplace safe.

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