Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Don't Trust Technology!


Although I know that when functioning and used properly technology is a wonderful tool, I still don't trust it. My experience is that technology often assumes the characteristics of a highly sensitive and demanding individual. It is easily offended by a single misdirected keystroke and retaliates with the silent black screen treatment. I have often been left sitting confused before a blank screen thinking, "What did I do?" I then have had to slowly and painstakingly woo the rogue equipment back onto speaking terms with me.

Two young business people I know have had technology breakdowns recently which prevented them from communicating with their clients during a critical time. Life would be so much easier if everyone would just believe me when I say, "Technology is not to be trusted." At any moment and for a variety of reasons it can just leave you just when you most need it.

What should be done about this evil possibility? I have a radical idea. You will need pen, paper, finger, and the memory center of your brain. First, you will need to write down the names and associated phone numbers from your computer and cell phone logs onto the paper. Next you must dedicate one week to actually looking at the phone list and using your finger to enter all of these numbers each time you call someone. (I am shocked by the number of people who have no idea what their family and friend's phone numbers are. We have all become accustomed to just scrolling through a list of names and pushing the call button.) If you will do this for one week you will probably memorize the most frequently called numbers. This is good because the memory center is one storage compartment which should always be packed with valuable information and ready to evacuate.

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

How Did I Get This Old?


Wednesday April 7, 2010

It is my birthday this week and I am trying to figure out how I could have possible gotten so old. I will be 54 in a few days and that is more than half of a century! I did the math a couple of times just to confirm this advanced age and , no matter how much I played with the numbers, the answer remained 54.

I should have known it. There are so many tell tale signs which reveal which century I am more comfortable in. When I go to the library I am still surprised when my book is scanned by a computer instead of stamped by a human. I have been known to sit in my car at the gas station waiting for an attendant to come and pump my gas (as if that is ever going to happen again). I am so old that I am able to remember a time before we knew so much about nutrition and the danger lurking in our yummy food. Yes indeed, I spent decades munching on countless cheeseburgers and fries without a single pang of guilt. Unfortunately, those days are long gone. I haven't given up eating my cheeseburgers and fries but now I feel guilty with every bite.

However it is nice to remember all the special memories and items associated with my past birthdays. I can remember the year my cat decided to have her kittens during my birthday party and ten little girls crowded around the cat's blanket to observe the birth process. This was much more fascinating than the party games my mother had planned.One of my fondest memories is of my grandmother taking me to buy a piece of silver each year around my birthday. She would make a special occasion of our outings and would treat me to lunch in the department store's restaurant after our birthday purchase. I treasure this set of silver from my grandmother so much that it is one of the items I take with me each time I have to evacuate.

Do you have things associated with special birthday memories? If so, you should consider adding these possessions to your list of evacuation items.

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